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FrostedDonut's avatar

Loved the one about Berle making Coke slushies and corporate showing up for a visit! I don't remember ever seeing these strips. Maybe if there were a book collection of them, I could send you money and happily chortle away my days reading hilarious content from the past.

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Stephen Beals's avatar

That is my current homework.

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FrostedDonut's avatar

It'd be even better if you included these already written comments on the strips. Like a Special Edition!

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Stephen Beals's avatar

Thank you, I like all suggestions that make my job easier.

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Miriam Boland's avatar

Me, too!

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Richard's avatar

The current buzzwords or phrases caught me. Y'know, lean into it, congruent values, get grounded, sit with it, speak to it. A therapists word salad!

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Ana's avatar

In my day, our office bingo (aka Bu!!$h!+ Bingo) was one of my fave games. I won a crucial game with "paradigm shift" after also having "...put a pin in this topic and move on" and of course the ever popular "we don't have the bandwidth...".

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Stephen Beals's avatar

There’s never enough pins for the topics.

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Ben's avatar

And don't forget "the ask." Always ask, "what's the ask?"

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W. Michael Johnson's avatar

"Soon we’ll be grocery shopping while getting new car tires and shoes after opening a bank account and getting our motor skills test and medicine all in one handy place." ... You're pretty much describing Costco.

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Karen Brenchley's avatar

These are great, and oh, they bring back memories. Not the good kind.

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Miriam Boland's avatar

You R the Best, without a doubt! I love each and every one. Should be a tv comedy based on this! Oh no, really? But that’s Office — this is Store?!

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Stephen Beals's avatar

Ha! Thank you.

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W. Michael Johnson's avatar

Regarding "returning stuff": If I consider "my time" in that great ledger in the sky, I figure it's worth about $20 an hour. That's not much, but it still outweighs printing a packing slip for something that cost $9.99, resealing the shipping box, and taking it downtown to a place that will send it back to Amazon. I only go downtown once a week anyway. I figure the cutoff point is about fifty bucks.

PS: I don't shop much online anymore.

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Stephen Beals's avatar

That’s exactly my argument, but not everyone in my family feels this way.

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Howard Wasserman's avatar

Beals, you are the best. Always brings back memories, some even fondly. I worked in an industry where many customers maintained an approved vendor list. When trying to solve a problem for one of those customers, their buyer got belligerent. He asked to speak to the President, one of the founders of the company. The president told him we were diligently working on his issue. When the customer escalated his belligerence, the president advised him that his company was being removed from our approved customer list.

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Stephen Beals's avatar

Haha! Nice.

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DAVID's avatar

This is perfect material for politicians but they wouldn’t get the point so never mind.

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Charles E. Brown's avatar

IIRC when my dad worked there, Toledo Public Library had a "five days in a row, 10 in a month no-call/no show OR tardy by more than ten hours per month" policy, and my dad was one of the rotating managers to enforce it. They also had a strong union and a union lawyer who SPECIALIZED in gettiim those termination overthrown.. as long as terminated person either actually shows up early or on time to their hearing. I think they had betting pools about some employees just barely getting there on time .. and then showing up late or not showing up the day after

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Stephen Beals's avatar

Libraries really are the best. I used to laugh at anyone who complained about rough working conditions, because there really weren’t any.

Just incredibly low pay. It was a trade off.

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Doug R.'s avatar

Love your daily strip. I subscribe through gocomics.com

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Stephen Beals's avatar

Thank you!

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Bill Housley's avatar

I love the sayings on the Goodbye Carl sign. Are they yours, or did you get them somewhere?

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Stephen Beals's avatar

Oh, that’s all me. Poor Carl.

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Bill Housley's avatar

He’s better off than the fictional Carl in my publication who was shot and killed.

Actually, you never actually said WHY your Carl hasn’t shown up for work. ;-)

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Stephen Beals's avatar

It’s a bit of ancient staffing wisdom: show or show not, there is no why.

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Bill Housley's avatar

The job I just left, you get only three days in a row of no call no show before you are fired posthumously.

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Stephen Beals's avatar

That’s seems to be the norm. The library was a tad generous with that.

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Bill Housley's avatar

LOL!

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Peter Gimpel's avatar

What is corporate?? I've asked before

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Stephen Beals's avatar

Corporate headquarters. In my case, corporate headquarters were in Texas, over a thousand miles away.

When a person was promoted to the position of Store Manager, he or she was flown down to corporate to attend orientation sessions. New managers were put up in fancy hotels, got to order off of the corporate lunch menu (which looked pretty upscale), and even attended a nice party in a ballroom.

I got the job during the pandemic and got nothing.

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Peter Gimpel's avatar

BS"D

Thanks for answering, Steve! Interesting. I had a friend who worked for a local newspaper, had worked there for years, without a complaint. Then suddenly, she got fired. I told her to talk to an atty and see if there was a way to get some money out of them. She kept saying, "It's corporate, there's nothing I can do!" I'm a JD, I know there was a way to squeeze "corporate" (and she was clearly over the poverty line), but no, she seemed actually afraid to challenge them in any way! If you see a strip in that BTW, go ahead and use it!

I enjoy your comics. I think they are original, interesting and relateable even when not actually "funny". It feels "familiar", but from the other end. Another character I enjoy is the old hippy with the beard. He reminds me of a dear old friend who recently passed away. I hope your comics will bring you much success and enable you to live it up (just avoid those fancy hotels)!

Best, Peter

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Stephen Beals's avatar

Thank you so much, Peter! Everyone is afraid to speak to corporate, it seems. I’ve never had that fear, which has gotten me into unnecessary trouble from time to time, but they get away with a lot by scaring people away. The old hippie is based on an actual old hippie, by the way, and I just need to make enough to pay rent.

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paul teare's avatar

Manhattan ... very funny 😁

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susan conner's avatar

As Confucius said:

Sometimes silence is the best response.

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Danielle Schubert's avatar

Those were awesome. I needed a good laugh

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Stephen Beals's avatar

I love that. Champ-wise in the now timeframe makes as much sense as any of those phrases, but it’s more entertaining.

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