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Sunshine ZombieGirl's avatar

I tend to shut salespeople down in ways that make people laugh. Like the newspaper person that desperately wanted me to pay for a subscription. I just as desperately did not want to. I told him no. He asked me why. So I told him I was fighting against literacy. Or the person wanting to sell me cable. "I don't have any TVs." They told me I was unserviceable at that time. That was sorta the point.

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Stephen Beals's avatar

I love that. Sure, if you want to get into character, you could go into TV signals being sent by aliens, but I don’t have the energy for that.

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Elizabeth  Trezona's avatar

I look forward to this column as refuge from the political shitshow. Thanks😁✌🏻

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Stephen Beals's avatar

That’s part of my goal, so thank you very much!

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DAVID's avatar

I don’t remember how many jobs I’ve had and I’m old enough that that is a good enough answer.

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Mary Braun Bates, MD's avatar

I'm so old that if I hadn't had 10-20 jobs by now, everyone would wonder what was wrong with me.

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Stephen Beals's avatar

I worked with a woman (who happens to be the sister of a very successful cartoonist….small world) who thought it was so strange that I didn’t remember my hire date. I told her that was like remembering the date I bought the ketchup in my fridge.

Winds up she had been with the company for nearly 30 years, so relating that it was a less significant event in my life was a challenge.

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Peter Gimpel's avatar

BS"D

I wonder if her brother used your reply in his comic strip!

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Mary Braun Bates, MD's avatar

I’m guessing you’ve moved on and she hasn’t.

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UAO2's avatar

A neighbor, a mom of a girl in my daughter’s class, sold re-baths at a home improvement store. We ran into her all the time. She also lobbied hard for play dates. I gave in on a Saturday one time, and she tried to convince me to make it a standing date every Saturday. I said no. Your comics make me laugh because they remind me of true stuff.

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Stephen Beals's avatar

Thank you. Some of those sales people make it a lifestyle and the employees take it home with them and attempt to sell in their off hours.

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Ërb's avatar

Actually, people in the C-suite move jobs constantly. They are always looking for a better compensation package. And people are always looking to poach them.

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Stephen Beals's avatar

I had a series of graphic jobs that were outsourced. It was like hopping from one sinking ship to another there for awhile.

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Ërb's avatar

And maybe they too get easily bored.

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carl Dershem's avatar

Heh. The one cartoon, I misread “art form” as “ant farm” and it still worked.

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Peter Gimpel's avatar

BS"D

Another LOL with "good at shutting up after I've said the wrong thing." It wasn't in the strip, but it rates.

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Flatland Jonny's avatar

At a high school reunion there was a prize for who had the most jobs. I stopped counting at 24. In my defense I had my first job at 15, several during college and 2 that I had for 20 years each.

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Stephen Beals's avatar

That’s me. I doubt I could remember every job. Maybe under hypnosis.

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Jimmy Simpson's avatar

I’ve worked for 3 companies. The number of jobs within those companies is much, much higher.

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KeepPinotAlive's avatar

I cooked at maybe a dozen places in Seattle, including 3 of the top 10 restaurants. Hard hot crappy usually. Some nice gigs. Went back to school, became teacher. Doubled!! My income year 1. Long since retired, but love to cook. (my retirement from all restaurants is exactly zero 🙁)

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Stephen Beals's avatar

Teachers are sacred!

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Joseph L. Wiess's avatar

Like Mike Meyers said on Wayne's World. "I have an extensive set of hairnets and id tags. For me, it's uniforms and name tags."

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Dave's avatar

Dates of hire can be crucial for seniority. Mine is 4APR69. The seat you get to sit in the pointy end of airplanes depends on your seniority number. Incidentally, the other important dates in my life are 30SEP38 and 3JUL65. FYI.

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Alan Devincentis's avatar

I was the same as you. Now I’m rusty, but in a retired way. Changed jobs like my u trouse.

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Jonathan Fletcher's avatar

I had so many jobs I had to find something to do in self-employment. I call myself “chronically unemployable.”

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Old Jarhead's avatar

Unfortunately in 2025 there’s no such thing as “too old to punch”, you just look like a more attractive target. Don’t be that guy. It’s even worse for women, especially from other women.

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